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ivegotacanofkerosene:

No Fire Lord Ozai, YOU’RE not wearing pants.

Fuck I have to get a haircut tomorrow for senior pictures. Though once I get them I’m just gonna let my hair grow out and see what happens.

dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

Fat Lip
Sum 41

heavydoctor:

this song is the pinnacle of humanity’s achievements

(Source: execution-of-all-things)

(Source: ruinedchildhood2)

laterovaries:

fireandicewillsuffice:

generalgemini-booknerd:

ironboobs:

"Oh captain, my captain."

yesss…

DPS and a list of beautiful words? Oh yes.

Love.

Except different words have different connotations. I hate posts like this, use whatever words you want. Don’t “avoid” any words.

(Source: kitschyliving)

shubbabang:

those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just

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hot4meteos:

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts)

(Source: kloxy)

winterduck:

ieg:

sensei:

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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this site is absolutely TOO MUCH

incredible

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shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”

objectivist-on-fire:

I really just love this guitar.

objectivist-on-fire:

I really just love this guitar.